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Obama looking for a way to control flatulence (farts) because of global warming

Next up in the loony left wing crusade for global warming is fart control! That’s right, the gassy Obama regime, more specifically Obama adviser John Podesta is getting ready to release an interagency strategy for curbing emissions of the potent greenhouse gas methane. Methane is a key component of farts, human and animal. Cows are the biggest contributor to this gas. But human farts are also causing global warming apparently.

Obama looking for a way to control flatulence (farts) because of global warming

“We are in the throes of finalizing a methane strategy across the government. I think you can expect an announcement in the not-to-distant future,” he told reporters during a West Wing briefing.

The strategy is called for in the White House climate plan released last June, but the timing has been somewhat of a mystery.
Podesta said it will be ready in the “near future.”

“That will set up a series of work streams for the federal family as a whole,” said Podesta, the Democratic uber-strategist who formally joined the White House early this year.

Podesta on Wednesday was part of a “roundtable” on methane that Energy Secretary Ernest Moniz hosted earlier in the day.