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Franken-Groper issues statement: I’m good enough, warm enough and doggonit I hug people

Franken-Groper issued a new, tone deaf statement about the two most recent women who say he groped them. One at a women’s event in Minnesota and other at a Democrat fundraiser. One of the woman even claims that he propositioned her for a bathroom fling after the show. Franken’s new statement sounds straight out a of a Stuart Smalley skit on Saturday Night Live.

Franken-Groper issues statement: I’m good enough, warm enough and doggonit I hug people
Franken-Groper issues statement: I'm good enough, warm enough and doggonit I hug people

“I’ve met tens of thousands of people and taken thousands of photographs, often in crowded and chaotic situations. I’m a warm person, I hug people. I’ve learned from recent stories that in some of those encounters, I crossed the line for some women — and I know that any number is too many.”

“And let me say again to Minnesotans that I’m sorry for putting them through this and I’m committed to regaining their trust.”

Basically it sounds like Franken-Groper knows that more women are going to come forward on stories about his busy hands. Franken is desperately trying to shield himself for futhuer damage to his already tainted political career.

Considering how the jackasses in Minnesota have a history of voting for (like being the only non-Reagan state in 1984,) voting for Keith Ellsion, Jesse Ventura and of course Franken-Groper, this might be enough for the rubes in Minnesota to satisfy them. They aren’t very bright up there.