Funny… In all the Star Wars movies I’ve ever seen, I’ve never seen a 400-500 pound Jedi…. But for some reason, the bloated communist governor of Illinois thinks he’s a Jedi and tried to cosplay yesterday on May the 4th.
No wonder Illinois and especially Chicago are world wide laughingstocks.
May the fourth be with you, Illinois. pic.twitter.com/qLImTEjIqD
— Governor JB Pritzker (@GovPritzker) May 4, 2025
I’ve got the perfect Jedi name for Pritzker… Luke Slowwalker.