Are you a dude with severe TDS? Are you on something called Hinge for dating? If so, you are in luck… Washed up unfunny clown Kathy Griffin has announced that she’s on dating app Hingo, “looking for a date”.
Comedian Kathy Griffin revealed that she has downloaded the dating app Hinge in order to find herself a date, adding, “I have a lot of fear about men, the entire gender.”
Griffin shared in a Monday Substack post that what “started out as a joke” between herself, singer Sia, and actress Nia Vardalos turned into her downloading the Hinge dating app and creating a profile.
Why can’t I find a nice partner at a law firm or a semi-retired fireman?” the comedian asked, before adding that she has “never received a dick pic” in her life, nor has she ever “sent a vagina picture.”
“I don’t even know why I wanna date a guy,” Griffin continued. “I have an awesome house that’s paid off. I have my four doggies. I read three books a week. I have the best friends I could ever hope for.”
“I’ve survived cancer and an international political scandal related to a certain photograph that still goes on in some ways,” she added.
Griffin also suggested that being a female comedian could be “emasculating” to a man, and expressed concern that she will have to “trust” a dating prospect is who he says he is, while the man, on the other hand, can simply look her up and find a slew of information.