Tough guy, Eyepatch McCain isn’t so tough anymore… After he got smoked in the GOP primary on Tuesday, he’s running away from people asking him to comment on his humiliating election loss. Maybe CNN can hire him like they did Adam Kinzinger to whine about Trump and Ukraine now.
I confronted Dan Crenshaw about his election loss and he ran away like a baby back biatch @DanCrenshawTX pic.twitter.com/C2s7Cm3nXx
— Alex Stein #99 (@alexstein99) March 5, 2026