Thankfully, the unfunny clown Colbert is finally done……. He is going to be replaced by someone named Byron Allen, who I’ve never heard of, but I can’t imagine him being worse than Colbert or Kimmel. In a rare moment of truth last night on the final episode last night, Colbert was forced to admit that Greg Gutfeld destroys his unpopular show in the ratings.
Former CBS talk show host Stephen Colbert winkingly confessed during his show’s final episode that its oft-touted status as “#1 in late-night” comes with a massive asterisk.
The series finale of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert aired Thursday night, and in a pre-recorded skit, Colbert symbolized the end of his network TV tenure by facing down a green CGI wormhole backstage. To explain the metaphor, pop-science author Neil DeGrasse Tyson appears and says his cancellation has torn apart “the fabric of the universe.”
The joke continues:
DeGrasse Tyson: Two contradictory realities cannot coexist without rupturing the space-time continuum.
Colbert: Like what?
Tyson: For instance, if the show is #1 on late night and it also gets canceled.
Colbert: They canceled Gutfeld?!