Mother of the year here for Michelle Obama… “She” says Barry Hussein cried when they went to college, but she was like, bye bye… Lots of conspiracy theories state that the two daughters aren’t Obama’s kids, and neither looks like either parent, and there are no pregnant pictures of “Michelle”… So who knows.
Michelle Obama says she didn’t miss her kids when they went away to college.
“I don’t miss them…Barack cried when they went to college. I was like bye little f—. Goodbye. Now friday nights aren’t wrecked with terror and fear about ‘where are you.’” pic.twitter.com/rb6PRT46lm
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) August 29, 2026
Jon Stewart: “You obviously miss the energy and excitement of the kids being around is so incredible.”
Michelle Obama: “I don’t! I love them. I’m going to see them tonight for dinner. I love them. But Barack cried when they went to college. I was like, ‘Bye, goodbye!’”
Stewart:…
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 28, 2026