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Slam! Nudist colony cowboy Quist loses big in Montana

Despite Ben Jacobs and Alicia Acuna (the new Candy Crowley) attempt to sabotage the election for a nudist camp singing washed up cowboy, Rob Quist went down in flames, big-league. Greg Gianforte body slammed the nudist camp cowboy Rob Quist, thus ending the media’s dream of another pervert in congress. I must admit though, I do love how they always release the most liberal counties first in Montana. Democrats think their nudist colony cowboy has a chance! In the end, it wasn’t even close. Decision Desk HQ is the first to call the race for Gianforte (as usual). The leftist media is still hoping their nudist cowboy will get enough votes in Missoula to make it appear close.

Slam! Nudist colony cowboy Quist loses big in Montana
Slam! Nudist colony cowboy Quist loses big in Montana

In fact, the whiny media is dismayed tonight, because their exit polling found that yesterday’s alleged incident didn’t change one vote. No matter how much the media tries to manipulate elections, they still continue to fall flat on their faces.

Alicia Acuna flushed her credibility right down the drain last night after claiming Gianforte grabbed Jacobs by the neck with both hands. Only to change her story today that the neck grab never happened. Alicia Acuna is now the Candy Crowley of Fox News.

Back to the nudist colony (that allows children) for Rob Quist. Try not to be Stephen Colbert’s cock holster.