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Remember when Stormy Daniels claimed man who threatened her was well-dressed?

So it took Stormy Daniels and her attorney to go on The View to release sketch of the man who allegedly “threatened” her in the parking lot to stay away from Trump. Her exact quotes months ago were:

I noticed him because he was sort of well-dressed and nothing about him alarmed me,” Daniels explained. “I really thought he was somebody’s husband not wanting to be in whatever his wife was doing.”

So today the sketch comes out, and the guy looks like Tom Brady, but hardly looks “well-dressed.”

Remember when Stormy Daniels claimed man who threatened her was well-dressed?
Remember when Stormy Daniels claimed man who threatened her was well-dressed?

Look closely at the sketch of the man who skanky Stormy says threatened her. Does he look well dressed to you? Looks like he’s wearing a sweatshirt or a hoodie or something to me. Maybe that’s well dressed in skanky Stormy’s mind. After all, she is a washed up porn star. This is just yet another contradiction to a Trump smear campaign that doesn’t add up. If you liberal idiots are going to get George Soros and Tom Steyer to fund your choas, at least try to make it somewhat believable!

No matter how much Stormy Daniels tries, she isn’t going to be able to “stimulate” sales of her VHS porno tapes.