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No, Trump is NOT delaying the Harriet Tubman $20 bill either

In addition to the corrupt, fake news media spreading lies about Trump sharing a “doctored” video of Botox Nancy Pelosi stammering through her words that’s not been edited, the corrupt media is trying to make it seem as if the Harriet Tubman $20 bill, which wouldn’t come out until 2028 is being slow walked by Trump, because you know, racism or something. Again, that’s fake news and no, Trump isn’t delaying the Harriet Tubman $20 either. Whenever US currency undergoes a change the size of replacing someone’s face on the bill, it always takes at least ten years before those new bills actually go into circulation. But let’s not confuse the corrupt media with actual facts or anything like that.

No, Trump is NOT delaying the Harriet Tubman $20 bill either
No, Trump is NOT delaying the Harriet Tubman $20 bill either

I don’t know where these moral panics of the left originate. One of their prize idiots came up with this idiotic idea about how Trump must be slow-walking the Harriet Tubman bill because a man who hired and worked with people of all colors and sexes is supposedly racist and sexist. Don’t ask why. The left’s mythology commands it. And then they all jumped on it via the communal chirping that passes for thinking on their side: “Wait, wasn’t it supposed to be out in 2020?” “OMG, he’s delaying it.” “Resist.”

Look, if the left doesn’t want to be called chicks — particularly the males — they should stop acting like a hen house full of panicked hens, all cluck and feathers and — arguably — the most stupid creatures to walk the Earth since the Jurassic Era. Though even chickens — or dinosaurs — fail to be as malevolent as the left.

Now some guy has made a stamp to turn Andrew Jackson into Harriet Tubman, and the entire resistance flock is chirp chirp chirping away, acting like they’re doing something really daring and that really upsets the president. Look, you tinpot heroes, no one is even going to run you in on a legitimate charge of defacing the currency, because people also do that all the time and no one could care less. Most of us use pixels for currency most of the time anyway.

But if you need to have it explained to you, at kindergarten level — which I realize is rather advanced for clucking chickens — here it goes:

Trump is not slow-walking the bill. The bill was always intended to take 10 years to design and introduce. It was part of how it was announced.