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Michael Moore wants you to believe he cancelled his Soulcycle membership

Oh no! Michael Moore says he cancelled his Soulcycle membership because the company’s owner Stephen Ross is hosting a fundraiser for Trump in the Hamptons. For those who don’t know, Soulcycle is a stationary exercise bike. Now, try and picture in your head Michael Moore actually working out, let alone using an exercise bike like SoulCycle. Aside from the idea of Michael Moore actually riding an exercise bike in the first place, there is another big problem with his tweet. There is no “membership” to own or use a Soulcycle bike. Maybe Moore got confused and thought Soulcycle was some sort of buffet club.

Michael Moore wants you to believe he cancelled his Soulcycle membership
Michael Moore wants you to believe he cancelled his Soulcycle membership

What’s next for Michael Moore? A five second hunger strike?