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Fatwa! ISIS terrorist Jabba the Jihadi aka Abu Abdul Bari captured in Iraq

Jabba the Jihadi aka Abu Abdul Bari, the 560 pound ISIS terrorist, has been captured in Iraq. ABu Abdul Bari puts the FAT in Fatwa! The fat terrorist kind of looks like Michael Moore without glasses.

Fatwa! ISIS terrorist Jabba the Jihadi aka Abu Abdul Bari captured in Iraq
Fatwa! ISIS terrorist Jabba the Jihadi aka Abu Abdul Bari captured in Iraq

A morbidly obese ISIS fanatic dubbed “Jabba the Jihadi” has been captured by Iraqi forces — who loaded him onto a flatbed truck because he couldn’t fit in a police car.

The 560-pound mufti Abu Abdul Bari, also known as Shifa al-Nima, was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, according to Stars and Stripes.

The jumbo jihadist was known for “provocative speeches against the security forces” and is considered one of the top leaders of “ISIS gangs,” Iraqi security officials said in a statement.

Bari issued religious decrees — or fatwas — ordering the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS when the terror group occupied the city, the statement said.

During the heyday of the group’s self-styled caliphate in 2014, he also ordered the destruction of a mosque built at the site believed to be the burial place of the biblical prophet Jonah, who once had a famous encounter with a whale.