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Mike Bloomberg wants chipmunk cheeks Hillary Clinton to be his running mate.

As if there wasn’t enough damage done to Bloomberg’s already doomed presidential campaign when the racist videos of him came out this week, he may have finally hammered the last nail into it’s coffin. Seems Mini Mike Bloomberg wants none other than corrupt, unlikeable, chipmunk cheeks Hillary Clinton to be his running mate. Because the Constitution doesn’t allow both a presidential candidate and VP candidate to run from the same state (of New York), Bloomberg himself would go as far as to change his official residence from to homes he owns in Colorado or Florida.

Mike Bloomberg wants chipmunk cheeks Hillary Clinton to be his running mate.
Mike Bloomberg wants chipmunk cheeks Hillary Clinton to be his running mate.

Can you imagine a ticket of these two dopes? No one likes either Bloomberg or Clinton, this would have all the makings of a 1984 style trashing against the Democrats when Walter Mondale picked Geraldine Ferraro t be his running mate, losing 49 states. Of course, in this environment today, Trump will never win states like California, Illinois and New York like Reagan did. But if Bloomberg somehow managed to buy the nomination and pick corrupt Hillary Clinton as his running mate, not only would Trump win the popular vote, but he’d likely win 35-40 states.

Do it Mikey Bloomberg! Please! Give American a good comedy show! Pick Hillary Clinton! She ain’t in no ways tired!