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Left wing Chicago Tribune urging masturbation to stop spread of COVID-19

Just when you thought you’ve seen everything from the left wing media, the Chicago Tribune gones even furthur. In yet more “hard” hitting journalism, the Chicago Tribune is urging it’s readers that masturbation and “self sex” is the best way to pleasure yourself while stopping the spread of COVID-19. There are actually two different tweets from the Chicago Tribune linking to this “story”. This is what “journalism” is in the year 2020. I’m sure fat boy governor Pritzker would endorse this too.

Left wing Chicago Tribune urging masturbation to stop spread of COVID-19
Left wing Chicago Tribune urging masturbation to stop spread of COVID-19