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First dancing, now standing banned at Washington D.C. weddings!

Turns out, now only did Washington D.C. communist mayor Muriel Bowser ban dancing at weddings in D.C., she even banned standing. Yes, standing, like you do when the bride comes in the room to be walked down the isle is now banned in D.C. It’s just the latest example of communist dictatorship policies that are forcing people to move their weddings out of D.C. and into neighboring Maryland and Virginia. What a joke.

I guess the new Democrat “science” is standing is bad, sitting is good.

Democratic Washington, D.C., Mayor Muriel Bowser on Wednesday defended her recent decision to ban dancing and standing at weddings in the District of Columbia and suggested District residents should instead be glad they can even host a wedding.

Asked during a CNN interview what good a wedding is without dancing, Bowser chuckled and replied, “Well, I think there’s a lot of good to a wedding, like people starting off their lives together and doing it in a safe way, and not doing it in a way that puts themselves or their guests in danger.”

“And let me be clear. On May 1, we were proud of our residents and businesses, who made conditions in D.C. such that we can start opening up these facilities. An alternate headline may be, ‘Now you can host a wedding in Washington, D.C.,’” Bowser added.

In addition to banning standing and dancing, the city’s new guidelines also limit weddings to 25% of a venue’s capacity or less than 250 people.