So there are a lot of rumors going around that Vladimir Putin pulled a Joe Biden. He fell down a bunch of stairs and pooped his pants. I think it’s funny if true. These old codgers who cling to power like Putin and Biden are embarrassing themselves. All while the weasel in Ukraine, Zelensky milks this country for billions and billions of tax payer dollars to line the pockets of the Ukraine Azov Nazis.
What happened: Russian president Vladimir Putin pooped himself after falling down the stairs and landing on his Donbass, according to an anti-Kremlin media source.
The 70-year-old dictator reportedly slipped and fell at his official residence in Moscow earlier this week. The impact caused Putin to “involuntarily defecate” due to “cancer affecting his stomach and bowels,” the Telegram channel “General SVR” reported.
Why it matters: The embarrassing incident is yet another stain on the authoritarian’s legacy, and appears to confirm the rumors surrounding Putin’s ailing health. He is believed to be suffering from cancer and Parkinson’s disease while overseeing the disastrous war in Ukraine.
Crucial context: Putin is 10 years younger than President Joe Biden, who was rumored to have defecated in his pants during a meeting with Pope Francis at the Vatican last year.