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Stinky! Washed up Hollywood hack Bette Midler brags about bathing once a month

These Hollywood hags and hacks really stink. I mean like REALLY stink. For example, washed up (or maybe not so washed) Bette Midler wants you to know what she has done to save the enviorment. Despite popping off in gas guzzling private jets and getting driven around in gas guzzling limousines, Bette Midler want all you peasants to know that she only bathes once a month! No wonder whatever movies she still appear in stink so badly!

I’ll wait until the social media “fact checkers” claim that this bathing once a month quote was “taken out of context” or something. It’s so funny it stinks! You stink Bette Midler! I mean, literally.