Well, I certainly didn’t have a sexually transmitted ringworm spreading all over Minnesota, but when you have the type of leaders and people who live there, that’s what happens… Minnesota has a health crisis…. It’s sexually transmitted ringworm.. It’s not in any of the other 49 states… Just Minnesota, of course.
The "largest known outbreak" of sexually transmitted ringworm in the United States is happening in Minnesota, according to local health officials.
In an advisory posted Feb. 11, the Minnesota Department of Health said more than 30 confirmed or suspected cases have been reported… pic.twitter.com/smggBwbObo
— Yahoo News (@YahooNews) February 13, 2026
Congratulations Minnesota. You now are not only home to the most ridiculous and stupidly insane political nut jobs on the planet. You also are home to a new sexually transmitted form of ringworm. Well done!
— SarcastYc Coug 🏈🏀🎙⚖️ (@bluebloodcoug) February 13, 2026