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Unfunny clown Stephen Colbert gets new job – will co-write new Lord of the Rings movie

Well, I haven’t seen any Lords of the Rings movies yet, so I certainly wouldn’t be seeing the new one when it comes out.. Desperate, unfunny clown who will be kicked off the air in May got a new job, he will be a co-writer for the new Lord of the Rings movie or something.

I kind of hope Colbert writes in some vaccine reference into the movie.