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Thirsty Marco Rubio wins Minnesota caucus

Marco Rubio finally won a state! The loony leftist state of Minnesota that voted for Walter Mondale, Al Franken, Jesse Ventura and Keith Ellison. I guess Rubio can now claim he hasn’t been shut out now. But winning loonyville Minnesota isn’t exactly a game changer for him.

Thristy Marco Rubio wins Minnesota caucus
Thirsty Marco Rubio wins Minnesota caucus

Oh, and just as news of Rubio winning Minnesota breaks, Donald Trump clinched Arkansas.

Congratulations Marco! You’ve now won more states than John Kasich and Ben Carson!