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San Francisco starts ‘poop patrol’ to clean streets dumped on by leftists

Things are getting so bad in San Francisco, the “schity” has been forced to launch poop patrols to clean the streets laden with feces. Yea, that’s the new trend for the progressive left is taking dumps in the streets up in San Francisco. It’s gotten so bad that even the progressive scum what populate the “schity” are complaining about the smell.

San Francisco starts ‘poop patrol’ to clean streets dumped on by leftists
San Francisco starts 'poop patrol' to clean streets dumped on by leftists

The city of San Francisco has created a new “poop patrol” to clean up its streets because everyone there is really tired of dodging shit on the sidewalks.

The new program will include a team of six people using pressure washers and steam cleaners to scrub away the feces, according to San Francisco Public Works spokesperson Rachel Gordon. The “Poop Patrol” — “I guess that is its official name,” Gordon said — will begin work in September, focusing on areas that have generated high numbers of complaints about sidewalk poop.

“We know that there’s a problem and people want it cleaned up,” Gordon told BuzzFeed News Tuesday.

The scope of the problem is staggering. According to data from the public works department, requests for feces-related steam cleaning have been steadily increasing in recent years, hitting a high of 16,473 in 2017. So far this year, there have already been 9,735 feces-related steamer requests — more than the city received during the entirety of 2015.